Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 05, 2021

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Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 05, 2021

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Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes

Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed

by Joe Stechey August 17, 2022

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Wear it bare

When an uncircumcised male keeps his foreskin retracted to appear circumcised.

Alex decided to wear it bare today, so his mates in the locker room wouldn't think he was an anteater.

by Frog E. February 10, 2011

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bare essentials

Da minimum amount of your personal "real estate" dat you're expected to "show da world" at a nudist camp.

Da term "bare essentials" can also refer to da unclothed status of one or more fellow humans dat a pervert feels is vital and necessary for him to feel even at a minimum of happy, calm, satisfied, etc.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

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