Skip to main content

breakfast burrito

"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."
by illskilla May 8, 2006
mugGet the breakfast burritomug.

Swedish breakfast

The act of a male cracking a raw egg on the females ass hole then proceeding to anal sex
hey baby, i got some eggs

wanna swedish breakfast
by r0n fuxw311 August 2, 2007
mugGet the Swedish breakfastmug.

Breakfast of Champions

A geniune Breakfast of Champions (Here on reffered to as B.o.C) is an un-orthodox, usually unhealthy meal in the late morning/early afternoon. A typical breakfast could be bacon and eggs, toast, cereal etc whereas a B.o.C would be potato chips, coca-cola and your regular crappy food. It is reffered to as a B.o.C because it will set you up for the day to accomplish any given task fluently and at the adequate level of a CHAMPION.
Duder 1: Hey! The way you kicked that trash can was AMAZING! What have you eaten for breakfast??

Champion: Today bretheren, My morning meal consisted of half a pound of flour, three cans of Dr Pepper (Cherry) and enough pretzels to ensure I could kick any trash can with ease.

Duder 2: Wow! That is most definately a Breakfast of Champions !
by Ben McSex December 25, 2011
mugGet the Breakfast of Championsmug.

breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
by E&A July 16, 2008
mugGet the breakfast in bedmug.

Miami Breakfast

when someone snorts a line of cocaine anytime of the day or night, to start off their day, night, or to get a second wind to a long day or night
Example 1)
Kirk had a long day, we should sit down to a Miami Breakfast, so he will be fresh for tonight.

Example2)
Dustin: Why is Mike so energized this morning, after a long night?

Brett: Oh, He had a Miami Breakfast first thing this morning.
by IceColdChillen June 19, 2010
mugGet the Miami Breakfastmug.

Breakfast for Dinner

A sexual inneuendo for oral sex.
I'm really excited to have breakfast for dinner with Chloe.
by Socks22 August 2, 2017
mugGet the Breakfast for Dinnermug.

Share this definition