Baghdad Blowjob

While receiving a blowjob you scream “Allahu Akbar” and throw sand into her eyes. Then immediately blow your load on her face.

That chick was so ugly, I had to give her the Baghdad Blowjob.

by The Vanilla Gorilla October 26, 2017

Wriggly Blowjob

During the act of oral sex, the man will stuff 1 or more worms in his dick hole.
During a blowjob, the man will ejaculate, leading to pressure, resulting in the garden critters to spew into the woman's mouth along with the sperm.
The lady will either swallow, chew or if unaware of the situation spit and serverily mutilate the man.

Good example:
"Yummy, the best wriggly blowjob since I was in that Asian strip club!"
Bad example:
"WHAT THE FUCK! YOU FUCKING CUNT FACE, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JIZZ WORMS YOU FREAK!"

by Cunty_McCuntface May 25, 2017

arctic blowjob

When a girl is giving a guy head and has crushed ice in her cheeks so it's cold on the dick but also warm because the warmth of the mouth.

I gave him the best blowjob last night. It was an Arctic blowjob. He loved how it was cold and warm at the same time. He said it was refreshing and that he couldn't wait for another one.

by Madkat21 July 21, 2016

Blowjob Client

In client services, a client for whom you would bend over backwards, take a financial loss, or otherwise get on your knees for the sake of maintaining professional goodwill.

A client may obtain blowjob status for various reasons, including but not limited to:

- Agency's desire to keep a reputable brand name on the client roster
- Agency's need to fend off other agencies willing to give blowjobs

They want us to expand the scope of work.
- Do we have budget for that?
No, but they're a blowjob client, so we'll eat the extra cost.

by BananaCan May 28, 2012

Doggy Blowjob

An MMF threesome position where man 1 does the woman doggy style. While man 2 is lying down back-first, the woman is blowing him. Preferrable if man-to-man eye contact in a threesome is found to be awkward.

Bro 1: Damn, yo girl on fleek, I want me a threesome!
Bro 2: A spitroast would be nice!
Bro 1: Hell no, I ain't lookin at men while I splooge!
Bro 2: How about the doggy blowjob?
Bro 1: Hell yeah, I like me some sweet-ass dome!

by SaltyPepe August 14, 2017

Iron blowjob

Getting a blowjob from a person wearing braces.

Man Jen gives good head but be careful her iron blowjob may cut you.

by Unixfreak31 February 27, 2021

Egyptian blowjob

A blowjob for huge dicks. The dick is held by both hands and gets topped of with a mouth, while the mouth is used to suck the huge dick the hands are there to assistance the mouth by moving back and forth.

I am sorry babe, but the only way this boy is gonna cum is by giving it an Egyptian blowjob.

by Harvardictonary April 14, 2021