eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011

Sinking Baskets

To stick one's own dick in their ass. The protrusion of balls from out the ring of the anus, appearing similar to midshot sinking a basketball in a hoop.

Did you hear what Rick got up to last night? I heard he tried Sinking Baskets and couldn't reach.

by Yui Dictionary June 17, 2021

Flange Basket

The object inside a plug hole that catches left over bits of food.

Synonym for Dirty Vagina

"You´re such a flange basket!"

"I need to clean my flange basket"

by rpatz89 April 29, 2011

gift basket

when you blow ass and grab it in mid ayyyer then you throw it in someones face yelling GIFTBASKET GIFT BASKET BITCHESSSSS

fart while grabbing at your ass and grabbing ayyyer and throw it in someone's face then tell them GIFT BASKET GIFT BASKET FOR LIL JOHNNY...CHANGE NAME IF PREFERRED

by cloowvis and shuuuuuquita March 17, 2009

Easter Basket

Easter Basket - verb - Engl
-to stick it in her vajayjay
-other sexual jokes that don't really seem like decent jokes to Matt, but are good jokes according to Aimee

It was Easter weekend, and while all of his roommates were away, she came over and gave her an Easter Basket + :sexual hip thrusting movent at the air: ;-)

by tallyhallic April 7, 2009

fruit basket

A prank in which the prankster exposes his scrotum and places it against another person's kneck.

"Ben Affleck can get a little nutty around his buddy Kevin Smith. The 'Jersey Girl' director tells Maxim U.K. that during filming of the 2004 flop, Affleck used to pull a prank called a 'Fruit Basket.' Smith explains: 'I'd be sitting in the director's chair and I'd be watching a playback, and he'd stand behind me. Every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck. I'd be like, 'What the bleep was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his scrotum out and resting on my neck. I was like, 'What the bleep is wrong with you, dude?'' -- New York Post, June 10, 2005

by William Perplexic June 25, 2005

Shit Baskets

The name given to scrap baskets at many large nursing home kitchens that have a somat run-off system.
They are called shit baskets because after many uses they start to smell verry bad and often gether alot of junk in them. They are also hard to reach so people ignore them.
Originated at a nursing home in Newtown, Pa.

Drew, did you get Shit Baskets yet?" "Hell no! They smell like a dirty spanish guy who works todays a week!

by ntrotiyi December 1, 2010