Turd basket

The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.
That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.
by Jonathan Footpenis May 29, 2017
Get the Turd basket mug.

swamp basket

When your poop stacks up higher than the water in the toilet
I legit pooped a swamp basket today
by Danhowey December 11, 2016
Get the swamp basket mug.

Flange Basket

The object inside a plug hole that catches left over bits of food.

Synonym for Dirty Vagina
"You´re such a flange basket!"

"I need to clean my flange basket"
by rpatz89 April 11, 2011
Get the Flange Basket mug.

bottom of the basket

from the vanish advert in the uk: 'bottom of the basket toughness', means something is grimey
"scotts turdowns are from the bottom of the basket"

"jasons bike rides like its from the bottom of the basket"
by cellardoor4130 June 06, 2005
Get the bottom of the basket mug.

gift basket

when you blow ass and grab it in mid ayyyer then you throw it in someones face yelling GIFTBASKET GIFT BASKET BITCHESSSSS
fart while grabbing at your ass and grabbing ayyyer and throw it in someone's face then tell them GIFT BASKET GIFT BASKET FOR LIL JOHNNY...CHANGE NAME IF PREFERRED
by cloowvis and shuuuuuquita November 05, 2008
Get the gift basket mug.

Easter Basket

Easter Basket - verb - Engl
-to stick it in her vajayjay
-other sexual jokes that don't really seem like decent jokes to Matt, but are good jokes according to Aimee

It was Easter weekend, and while all of his roommates were away, she came over and gave her an Easter Basket + :sexual hip thrusting movent at the air: ;-)
by tallyhallic April 07, 2009
Get the Easter Basket mug.

fruit basket

A prank in which the prankster exposes his scrotum and places it against another person's kneck.
"Ben Affleck can get a little nutty around his buddy Kevin Smith. The 'Jersey Girl' director tells Maxim U.K. that during filming of the 2004 flop, Affleck used to pull a prank called a 'Fruit Basket.' Smith explains: 'I'd be sitting in the director's chair and I'd be watching a playback, and he'd stand behind me. Every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck. I'd be like, 'What the bleep was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his scrotum out and resting on my neck. I was like, 'What the bleep is wrong with you, dude?'' -- New York Post, June 10, 2005
by William Perplexic June 10, 2005
Get the fruit basket mug.