barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.

Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare

by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

milky barn

A barn that is covered in milk. What, were you expecting some definition of a type of porn?

Girl 1: I saw a milky barn yesterday.
Girl 2: Really?

Girl 1: Yeah.

by Tonylamb May 19, 2018

hays in the barn

When the new quarterback you recruited finally let’s you hit it raw behind the IAC.

After another spectacular game tonight from my favorite quarterback the hays in the barn.

by Marcus Student Section September 9, 2021

Barn

A word used to replace any noun, verb, curse, or adjective with the word Barn.

What the barn?
That's totally barn wild
Sorry I took so long bro, I was barning

We smoked to much barn dust last night

I'm so barned out from that dab

by Cisco Fresco September 2, 2023

bucky barnes

handsome guy

a: ever heard of bucky barnes?
b: yes he’s so handsome

by seungsungluvr September 18, 2023

Barn Burner

A hockey term for a high scoring game

Wow that Chicago vs Columbus was an absolute barn burner.

by thedustermonkey September 20, 2023