To be so high and couch locked that you have to slide one ass cheek then slide the other in order to make it off the couch
by richgang7081 September 10, 2023
That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.
Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"
Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023
When a negative though disturbs your self worth or makes you feel so shitty you wish you didn't exist
What's wrong? Demon bit your ass?
by LoneWanderess December 26, 2019
by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022
A - "I'm just poking your ass"
by exampleusrname March 11, 2022
A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
Suggesting or imply through subliminal messages that one of your friends should get a kitten like Data from Star Trek the Next Generation until they finally ask you if they should get one without their significant other knowing and you reply with, “make it so.”
Molly said, “make it so” when her friend Erika asked if she should get a kitten without asking her husband Jake. Mike then told Jake that Molly, “Picard your ass”
by Ok2cool September 28, 2021