bad bitch anxiety 

a condition that afflicts pretty girls who lack inflated senses of self. when a pretty girl, or bad bitch, steps out in a cute outfit or in a full face of makeup, she (or they) may feel anxiety when onlookers stare at them for extended periods of time.

friend: hey megan, you look so hot today!
megan: thank you honey! i almost didn’t wear this skirt because it gives me bad bitch anxiety.
friend: they look at you because you’re a bad bitch!

bad bitch anxiety by carolfromtheblock October 12, 2021

pre-concert anxiety 

when you are extremely nervous/have anxiety in the days leading up to attending a concert

jeremy: dude why am i so nervous about this concert?
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety

pre-concert anxiety by anoooonnnnn April 14, 2022

X-Mas AnXiety 

The overwhelming feeling of anxiety that you get when the Christmas holiday celebrations are less than a week away and you are NOT ready. This means that you have way more presents to buy and not enough time and/or the funds to do so...OR...You suffer from perfectionist tendencies and no gift you buy will ever be good enough for that special loved one.

I was gonna stop by and visit, but I got a real bad case of X-mas AnXiety and had to go home and make a to do list.

X-Mas AnXiety by superdupersassy December 18, 2022

Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc

I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.

Slack Separation Anxiety by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023

Cyber Social Anxiety 

Cyber Social Anxiety is a condition that someone has when they have a fear of socialising with others online possibly due to past experiences getting cyber bullied, doxxed, or even no reason at all.

Typically, those people may have little to no online presence, including no social media and may request not to have their pictures taken in case it shows up online where they would get made fun of.

“Why don’t you have an Instagram?”

“Because I have Cyber Social Anxiety.”

“What’s that?”

“Same thing with Social Anxiety but online.”

Cyber Social Anxiety by yourbestiefriendleo August 5, 2023

Pre-parental anxiety 

Pre-parental anxiety is what modern day parents worry about when deciding whether to have children or not. Its a composite of anxieties about multiple issues including about societal shifts, climate change and FOMO about regretting not having children later on but not having the option available then.

Male partner: I'm not sure if I want to have kids, there are so many people already in the world today and limited resources. Plus I like enjoying our kid-free time right now.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.

Pre-parental anxiety by Mister Crapaud January 21, 2024

gay social anxiety 

The social anxiety gays feel about interacting with other gays, especially at a crowded lgbt establishment such as a gay bar or club.

My gay friend: Hey wanna go to (gay bar name) tonight?
Me (also gay): I can’t deal with all these gays tonight, too much gay social anxiety.

gay social anxiety by Dill_111 February 11, 2024