The greatest guitar player ever. He plays in the band Children Of Bodom. His riffs and solo's are the best and sings like no one. He is god.
Hail Alexi.
Other metal gods are Shagrath and Dani Filth.
Hail Alexi.
Other metal gods are Shagrath and Dani Filth.
I need a bishop preaching fire... to get away with my sins!
I despise everything I see so I don't give a fuck if ya hate me!
I despise everything I see so I don't give a fuck if ya hate me!
by dajk September 19, 2004
Get the alexi laihomug. Alexis Ashley is another word for a beautiful, smart, funny, sweet yet not perky girl. She isn't usually 'popular', but she isn't a 'loser'. She is what you would call 'normal'. Friends with basically everyone. If you ever come to find an Alexis Ashley, don't you ever ever EVER let her go. All of these characteristics wrapped together in one girl is an extremely rare find and are considered to be lucky to any guy who finds her.
Noah: Man, I started talking to this beautiful girl at the Coffee Shop the other day. She was the total package; smart, funny, sweet. It was amazing.
Kyle: Dude, sounds like you found yourself an alexis ashley. You better not lose her, alexis ashley's are really hard to get.
Kyle: Dude, sounds like you found yourself an alexis ashley. You better not lose her, alexis ashley's are really hard to get.
by heyooooooooooooooooooo November 23, 2015
Get the alexis ashleymug. “Hey, did you see that Lauren Alexis walking down the street?”
“Yeah, that girl was such a thot I had to do a double take.”
“Yeah, that girl was such a thot I had to do a double take.”
by Li9mabAlls December 31, 2021
Get the Lauren Alexismug. A stinky little girl who has many goopies in her panties and loves to play with people! She is usually really kinky and horny but loves to pray on young boys with lubricated sweaty toes that smell like a weird family that drives a dirty mini van.
by suchqualitydefinitions January 18, 2019
Get the Sydney Alexismug. AKA Llamas/Teen Jesus.....undefinably the greatest person to ever walk the Earth. She is capable of talents she has no recognition of yet, yet she will part red seas and turn water into wine. She will dine on waves of divine light, as she sits upon baby duck feathers. "Is she even real?" I question my sanity as I bask in the glory of her greatness. She is the most brilliant creation of our fine creator, God.
by thewebster1996 October 10, 2013
Get the alexis llamasmug. I’m gonna give the Alexis stopla you Alexis a gold digger and a Bitch that just wants money and dic pics
by Daniels 37 January 24, 2018
Get the Alexis stoplamug. Eating a waffle off a transgender person's ass, and then licking the remaining syrup out of their asshole.
by alexissssss.. November 14, 2021
Get the Dirty Alexismug.