When a man sticks his extra long cock into his asshole and proceeds to pleasure himself until he cums in his throbbing anus. Following this he cranes his neck backwards until he can suck the cum out of his anus to recycle it for the next session.
by 1800cumshot August 3, 2019

Post Malone: Hey turn up the auto tune
Producer: it’s all the way up and I have 3 different auto tuners running to auto tune your voice all the way up!
Post Malone: oh
Producer: it’s all the way up and I have 3 different auto tuners running to auto tune your voice all the way up!
Post Malone: oh
by This is the real dictionary01 March 25, 2022

An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless.
Got some Ai Chatbot posting as him on Kuro5hin.org ever since he killed himself with auto-erotic suffixation.
by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013

A fake buzzword you throw into a technology conversation to test if someone really knows what they are talking about
by Kazuya Rodriguez August 20, 2022

An evil supernatural force that changes everything I say against my will. Telling me mow isn't a word when it clearly is and telling me it can't guess the word I'm trying to spell when I am literally ONE LETTER OFF
TEXT CHAT
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"
by coonified07195 July 2, 2016

Loves pancakes. Loves eggplants, buys them on offer at 7 bucks per kilogram. Fights with medium quite often, therefore in the daycare they should be separated. A follower of Majestic Arch. He lives on Pluto, which is why he is unattractive and not hot. Rumoured to be a secret spy in the Plasma Server, gaining intel by announcing a stupid number of annoucements in the announcements channel.
by requiem_reaper April 12, 2021

Guy: Holy motherfucker is that Grand Theft Auto? Can I play?
Guy 2: Oh hell no boy! I'm about to fuck this ho in my car.
Guy 2: Oh hell no boy! I'm about to fuck this ho in my car.
by BadboopBadabeep June 5, 2016
