andy barber

A lawyer so handsome and so hot he can turn straight men to gays and gays women to straight just by looking at him.

Max: *I want to be yours andy barber

katy: * But are you straight?

Max: * Lol not more!!

by Max+1 May 14, 2020

Pulling an Andy

the act of travelling more than one state and/or province away in hopes of fucking some individual from destination.

Matt: Hey how did your trip go?

Jim: well I tried Pulling an Andy...

Matt: Did it work?

Jim: Nah bro, girl was on her period. I had to solo my way back.

by ShopVacJack May 21, 2014

Cheers Andy

An extremely long and dull story with an extremely dull ending that not only wastes time but also spreads sadness

Person: " you'll never guess what happened to me the other day! It was insane! Basically I went into this shop in redhill, Surrey called M&S and there was this lady in the shop who had a trolley filled with random stuff and suddenly I saw a box that had my name on it. How crazy is that??? Like what the heck??

Me: cheers Andy

by Dengel May 31, 2017

Pulling an Andy

Not showing up to school to avoid a class you don't like; Ditching school to play over-watch and band-wagoning the Golden State Warrior.

"Damn, Josh is pulling an Andy today because of gym."

by warriorsRtrash January 16, 2017

Wet Andy

That one guy in every workplace who's done so many half ass jobs throughout his life, yet still can't do simple tasks properly.

Can't believe Tom used to be truck driver, he can't even back that trailer! He's such a Wet Andy!

by TerribleDrip996 October 17, 2019

Andy Rourke

Is an English musician, best known as the bassist for the Smiths.
He is the chillest od the smiths, he is a sweetheart and an amazing bassist, if you don't believe me listen to Barbarism Begins at Home, IS AMAZING

"Hey, who is that? He seem so kind and chill"
"Oh, he is the Andy Rourke of our squad"

by Basilio13 April 19, 2017

andy leathley

Simple but harmless
Used to be a pretty boy but lately his looks have been letting him down. He is a fun character to be around, but can suffer from a strange case of genital tourettes. Claims to be highly intelligent but falls down when trying to join in high-brow conversations.
All-round nice guy who everybody likes.
Dyes his hair!

Andy Leathley is a bit simple right?

by Total random stranger May 10, 2018