Andrew

N.--Nasty, Creepy, Greasy Stalker. Will typically be found in the halls of your average, everyday high school, sulking around, leaving a trail of grease behind him. An Andrew has no friends, like literally none, although he will try to trick himself into believing he does. To get rid of an Andrew, you may actually have to leave the country, or kill yourself, but I would go with leaving the country, because without a hott girl to obsess over, an Andrew has nothing to live for. Therefore, he may pull a Romeo and Juliet and follow you into death, which would suck.

V.-- Act of sexually molesting a poor, defenseless dog.
1) Girl 1: Run for your life! It's Andrew!
Girl 2: Careful not to slip in his grease!


2) Ugly guy: I'm really horny, but I'm too ugly to get a girl, so I'm gonna go Andrew.
by Kay Ceee April 10, 2009
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Pokemon-loving, sweet, caring, kind, AWESOMEEE, sensitive, funny, can sing, loves Inception... And is the best BFFFL that anyone could ask for <3
Losing a friend like Andrew would kill me. I'm sorry.
by Paulalalalina March 23, 2011
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Someone who is cute, funny, and sweet.

He seems like the perfect catch but is really an asshole.

He is somewhat shy and is inexperienced when it comes to relationships, which stops him from wanting one.
Girl 1: I really like Andrew

Girl 2: You shouldn't!

Girl 1: Why not?

Girl 2: He's gonna break your heart
by abd528 November 30, 2014
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IDK, a random dude with no life
Hey, Andrew...
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A fat bitch with no balls and eat dick because he has one
by Eeeeeeerrrryyyyyy December 21, 2016
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The biggest asshole you will ever meet
Did you see Andrew he is such a asshole
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A new type of penguin. Also a fairly common name found in the United States of 'MURRICA! 'Angie' is the general use of the word regarding females.
'Hey, did you see Andrew at the zoo today?'
"sure thing, that little penguin sure was penguinny!'
by iborche May 29, 2013
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