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national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day

today u need to show ur girlfriend that u love her with all ur heart and you’ll never leave her by giving her a hoodie/ sweatshirt
boy: HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??

girl: IDK WHAT DAY IS IT

boy: today is national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day *hands her hoodie*
by hammmmmmnmmm March 10, 2021
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"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"
by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023
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Pet a Freshman Day

Day that takes place on the first Friday of December that is dedicated to "making freshman feel more inferior than they already are" by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. The best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. It is made even better by shouting "You're so adorable!" in a high falsetto during the pet.
Rob: Yo dude, are you celebrating Pet a Freshman Day this year???

Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!
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Hug a Diabetic Day

Occurs on July 18th.

Do we really need to question this?
Give out hugs to all those poor suckers with this ailment.
They go through enough, show them some support and love with a good 'ole hug :)

Besides, we got all thouse other Hug-A-blank Days. Why not spread the love with some more hugs
Happy Hug A Diabetic Day! I get free hugs :)
by NeedlesSuck July 15, 2011
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Just a Regular Day

An expression used (often sarcastically) when you or someone else is telling a story about something they did recently.
Winston: I was eating pizza, just a regular day, and my cat jumped up on the table.

-or-

Winston: I was sitting in my fridge...
Lola: Ya know, just a regular day
Winston: When I realized why my electric bill was going up.
by TheRubberToMyDuckie November 8, 2011
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Kick A Blonde Day

February 6th
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too
"Get kicked you dirty albino prick"
Kick a blonde day
by SexbombYup123 January 31, 2020
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Punch a ranga day

On Monday the 24th of February you must punch every ranga you see, strawberry blondes don’t exist.

ginger ranga punch aussie
“See that ranga katie we should punch her it’s the 24th of Feb”

“Yeah it’s punch a ranga day”

“Let’s get her”
by Ash & Josh February 24, 2020
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