by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016
Get the dildo slingermug. Wack my dildo daddy
by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017
Get the dildo wackermug. The act in which you are chilling with your friend and you grab your moms dildo and pin him/her down and brush they're teeth with it
Yo me and my man were just watching spike tv and i snook away and grabbed my moms dildo and gave him a dildo brush
by Dubbrandon June 29, 2014
Get the Dildo Brushmug. Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.
by monkey500 March 12, 2018
Get the Dildo whoremug. One who brags about acomplishments, such as beating a person in a street fight, only to be injured/killed in an actual scenario or stunt. First used on the T.V. series Web Soup by host Chris Hardwick, who was comenting on men who ride pocketbikes.
Dude:Did I ever tell you about the time I laid out three niggas in a street fight?
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.
by hero13 June 21, 2010
Get the dare dildomug. This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
by The aubergine man September 15, 2020
Get the Egg dildomug. by August ki June 15, 2018
Get the Poop dildomug.