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Joe

Joe is someone who only has friends because they pity him. Everyone knows he lives a sad and talentless life so people tend to take him under their wing. An example of this is when teachers give him good marks in P. E because they think that will make him feel less depressed. Joe in German also stands for "shit-at-stoolball"

All in all, give Joe pity because he really has no talent at all.
For example... "Omg you can't do anything, your such a Joe"
by Rounderking June 29, 2017
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

A boy who brakes your heart in two then leaves you gor another girl only to say he used you because she didn't want to get with joe until after he had had the other girl then he decided to run to her and hurt the other girl. Very mean boy with a small pp
"Ewww its joe"

"Cant believe him"
by Wisher April 11, 2020
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

by Raymond49 September 19, 2020
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

Joe is very insecure about his sexuality. He often compensates for this by buying more bulking supplements than he will ever be able to take. Not only does he have an extremely short temper but so does his stripper girlfriend. He most likely is only with her to disguise his true feelings that he feels from within. He is most definitely whipped by his narcissistic girlfriend.
Person 1: Have you heard of that guy Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Beta Male.
by Frat Bike February 18, 2019
mugGet the Joemug.

Joeing

To walk off without letting anyone know where you are going or when you will be returning.
Kate: Where has John gone?
Chris: He must be joeing off
by Nothing_45 March 28, 2015
mugGet the Joeingmug.

Joe

Knows you well and adores wanking off under your bed
Person 1 what’s that noise
Joe shhhh I’m having a wank
by GaMeRzZ March 19, 2019
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

A non human that lives in a trash can. He is the most Dumas small eyed nuclear bomb with a tiny penis. Also known as f**k
by Anti Joe October 11, 2018
mugGet the Joemug.

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