the best looking guy around he is a sexy babe that is amazing he goes to linden and i just love him he is very nice, athletic and most of all just the most amazing guy i love him so much
brandon is sexy
by Brandon's gf May 14, 2018
Get the brandonmug. 
Beandon is the definition of a rodent like emasculated creature with hideous body odor, missing teeth and third stage syphillis like symptoms of dementia. Usually missing a Male gonad which explains inability to man up. Needs constant financial support and will not take responsibility for children he sired, not many rodent species do though.
by Cactusjackpaulwillbeback January 9, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. One of the most fake guys you'll ever meet! Brandon is manipulative and turns all your friends against you. He will call you names then reject ever saying it. He is a life wrecker! Amazing! Right?
by McNuggetss April 9, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a a very generous person always outgoing very positive knows how to rock anyone's mood and cheer them up / even if he's upset himself. :)) brandon is a great lover awesome at everything he does and very interesting not only that he's intelligent you can honestly learn a thing or two❤️
by Princess lover:) June 25, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. Someone who is so convinced they are funny that they will repeat themselves 5-10 times when no one laughs at their jokes. Also excessively says 'What now'. Extremely gullible. Never shuts their damn mouth.
Brandon: At the end of the year, I'll smoke all of my homework so that I can be smarter!
Josh: BRANDON SHUT THE FUCK UP
Brandon: *confused* What now?
Richie, Josh, Ben and Kendra celebrated Brandon's death later that night by smoking all of Brandon's homework.
Josh: BRANDON SHUT THE FUCK UP
Brandon: *confused* What now?
Richie, Josh, Ben and Kendra celebrated Brandon's death later that night by smoking all of Brandon's homework.
by KendraTheIdiot February 11, 2014
Get the Brandonmug.