taint raider

taint raider,one who licks and sucks on anothers taint without consent and with confusion and awkardness of the person that is getting there taint raided.

i was at the bar the other night and went to take a shit,in the stall a guy poked his head under the stall.i think he was going to try raiding my taint.what a taint raider.

by chewy the avenger January 27, 2012

Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.

Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.

by yungpad December 16, 2020

Taint Muffin

Someone who is being annoying and mean

Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.

by PooBob April 17, 2021

taint water

The occurrence when pee dribbles into the butthole.

You got taint water on my colored pencil.

by chili butt September 17, 2016

Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.

This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.

by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019

Tainting bacon

The act of making use of a fuckpig.

That guy's been tainting bacon; he's being seeing that fuckpig Sharon.

by SharonFuckPig May 18, 2011

Taint Whip

When struggling to maintain an erection during intercourse due to excess alcohol consumption, rather than penetration the flaccid penis just slaps against the taint

Brah #1: What happened to you last night?
Brah #2: I left the bar with that chick that girl who thought Sandra Bullock was the funniest talent in Hollywood, but instead of laying the pipe, the combination of Long Island Iced Teas and her recital of lines from The Heat caused me to taint whip for 3 hours until we both gave up.

by FakeTucci January 18, 2015