Russian Fruit Tart

1. The sexual act of placing pieces of fruit that have been soaked in vodka into a girl's vagina, and then proceeding to perform cunnilingus and eat them out- that is, the girl and the fruit. The name of the act can also be changed to match whatever fruit you use, i.e., Russian Strawberry Tart, or Russian Cherry Tart.

2. The girl whose vagina is involved in this act.

"Damn, that chick's hot- I bet she'd make one hell of a Russian Fruit Tart! Strawberries or blueberries?"

by Auxiliatrus November 12, 2011

Farts and Tarts

an exclamation used to express frustration or excitement

Kate: Dude, the frat house ran out of alcohol...
Shannon: Farts and Tarts! What are we going to do now?

Rachel: They're having a two for one deal on burritos at Panchos!
Abra: Farts and Tarts! That's fucking awesome!

by Deegle Beegle February 19, 2009

Sloppy Pop Tart

When you nail a girl who is on the rag and then you finish in her mouth.

She was a real freaky girl. I wasn't even fully sold on having sex while she was on the rag, but then she went full on Sloppy Pop Tart on me. I'm never calling her again.

by The5thHorsem4n December 12, 2010

tarte de cum

A tarte de cum is a cum tart.

One of my favorite desserts is tarte de cum!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

crinkle tart

Slang for female genitalia

I'm waiting for her to show me her crinkle tart

by Jive Miguel September 17, 2004

Apricot Fuck-Tart

A widely used name for Donald Trump (The current president of the USA)

Oh have you heard what apricot fuck-tart has done now

by callum5124 February 22, 2017

Pop Tart Sprinkling

Pop Tart Sprinking is when you're banging a pop tart (n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.) and just before you cum, you pull out and sprinkle your man juice all over her ..adding your own special brand of sprinkles.

I had to go Pop Tart Sprinkling because that little bitch wasn't on a any birth control

by The D.O.C. August 13, 2010