Steamie Johns

The absolute worst of anything.

Eric "Dude, where in trouble."

Dan "Steamie Johns... steamie johns."

by deeplmao September 13, 2018

James-John

An ecstatic goat with loads of energy. He will turn any frown into a smile. He is the life of every party and will slut drop on anything.

Amazing guy with a massive cock.

Don't we all need a James-John in our life.

I wish I had a James-John here tonight!

by James-John September 15, 2018

John

A handsome mother fucker

That guy is a fucking john

by HAKTDOG September 16, 2018

John

And average sized male with light brown greasy hair and poop/grass colored eyes. He’s a bitch too

Omg stop you’re being such a john

by lanna September 16, 2018

Say what up to John

The act of taking a huge dab to become really high

Hey man, what do you say we go say what up to John after church?

by Dr. Anita Cain N’Degochello September 21, 2018

john figueroa

The cutest boy on the world he’s 6’2” and he’s all of it. He knows how to work it and he knows how to twerk it. He goes by Figgy, Figz, Cutie pie and many more! He is very social active and has lots of friends that he cherishes and loves deeply. At the start of everyday he checks his fantasy football team even though he has no chance to win, eats cereal but puts milk in first, ugh whatta weirdo. He puts his glasses and hair on every morning say goodbye and I love you to his family members. I think he still has Amber written on his wall in his room ;). Then he walks in the bathroom and shats all over the wall and wipes his forehead all over the wall but his tongue is unnaturally long he licks his forehead clean. And goes to school and shats on everything he sees and to end his day he gives a special boy (Chico) a hug after german ;)))). That’s Figgy for you!

John Figueroa sucks.

by Cutie pie 11 September 27, 2018

John Ceccoli

Caroline's Boyfriend

John Ceccoli boinked Caroline because they are dating.

by Tara Himen October 3, 2018