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rock pain scissors

A variation of Rock, Paper, Scissors in which the winner/s of each round inflict pain on the loser/s. Here are the rules.

If you play Rock and your opponent/s plays Scissors, you ask them to form a fist, and then proceed to slam your knuckles onto theirs. For maximum pain try to aim for your knuckles to hit their arteries instead.

If you play Paper and your opponent/s plays Rock, you ask them to roll up their shorts/pants and deliver a tight slap on their thigh or calf. If there's a red mark left you know you've done it right.

If you play Scissors and your opponent/s play Paper, you ask them to extend their forearm and proceed to pinch them. If your nails are long enough for a classic, you can form your index and middle fingers into a hook shape and wedge your opponent/s' skin in the gap between the two fingers. Hold on and turn your hand for 3 seconds or until you can see the pain in their eyes.

Before every round, there is an option to pussy out and leave the game. If you do this, you are considered a pussy for life.

Also if you see someone cheat by changing their hand when they throw, everyone gets to do all 3 pain methods on them.
Yo John wanna play rock pain scissors?
John: Nah dude, my hand still hurts from yesterday.
by the sage of six paths May 8, 2018
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Rock and Roll

A Slang term for an action of a drug user hiding their crack (rock) from police or any other untrustworthy individuals.
“Yeah, suspect here who apparently tried to do a Rock and Roll while we were passing by!”
by SuperBaseAce1234 July 8, 2021
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Jitty Rock

Jitty rock is a slang term for crack-cocaine or sometimes just called crack. It is a slang term I learned from my boss. You can also call Easy Off cleaner Jitty rock since according to my boss it’s “better then the crack down in the city”
“What did I tell you last week? Use that fuckin Easy off to clean that shit. It’s better then crack from the city.” “Man I love me some of that Jitty rock from time to time”
by Chef McGinty October 2, 2020
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The Rock

10 time WWE wrestling champion who is now a big name in the cinema industry.

Self described “most electrifying man in sports entertainment” and also self described “mountain of a man” which I think can be agreed on by most if not all people.
Did you see that new movie? The Rock is in it.”

“Well that barely narrows it down at all.”
by Shaqitus October 16, 2021
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Rock Banding

A social gathering of people to participate in a multitude of different activites. The act of Rock Banding usally begins with one subject being the focus of the time. But as the event continues actvities will change often as the participants grow bored with the previous event. On occasion multipul events will take place at the same time allowing for people to move between activites.

Planning of the event will usually be done quickly. People often receving notice of the event less that 12 hours before the event, if not right before event begins.
"Dude we all went Rock Banding last night over at this one guys place. We all started listing to music but wound up playing Football in the back yard."
by bioguy7 June 14, 2009
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Let's rock n' roll

a word that boomers use when talking about doing anything slightly to the left of doing dishes for fun
"you boys ready for some competitive knitting, alright let's rock n' roll!"
by bakedalaskathepunk March 15, 2022
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Punk Rock Stasi

A left wing racist or bigot who attempts to police the Punk Rock, Hardcore, or Ska scene with social media based politics.

A Stasi will often hide behind a socially protected class or group while actively engaging in latinophobia, antisemitism, or other race based xenophobia. When bands or venues won't publicly agree with their political stance they will try to cancel or rally boycotts against their intended target.

Oftentimes they will share viewpoints with the right wing hate groups they claim to stand against.
The Punk Rock Stasi band cancelled their show after they found out the owner of the club was Jewish.
by UpTheUnityPunx October 17, 2024
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