Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.

Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."

by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025

off dat green

When you off dat Weed

Bruh last night I was off dat green bc I was out

by 601-641-8566 April 20, 2018

green manure

What you poop out from eating all of dat "chlorophyll rich" crap dat your parents make you choke down.

Maybe if your mom and dad let you eat lots of dark-chocolate items like cakes and candy-bars along with all of dat disgusting "health nut" veggie-food, it would make your poop a browner color and thus you wouldn't have such a problem with green manure every time you take a crap.

by QuacksO October 30, 2020

Green

Not a creative color

Green is not a creative color.

by Montgomery Patton January 18, 2019

green child

i found him in lost property

hey i found a green child the other day.

how cool

by mmmmmmmmilk April 30, 2020

Green Card Babies

A **Green Card Baby** refers to a young foreign national — usually a woman — who expresses a desire to immigrate to the United States, often through romantic or marital association with a U.S. citizen. The term is derived from the *green card*, the document granting lawful permanent residence in the U.S., and is rooted in internet culture and dating discourse.

The term “Green Card Baby” typically refers to a young woman seeking U.S. residency through romantic ties, while a “Green Card Daddy” is the American man positioned — often satirically — as her potential sponsor.

She’s a Green Card Babies manifesting her Green Card Daddy one thirsty DM at a time.

by Gvv007 May 17, 2025

Green Screen Kid

A Green Screen Kid is someone who uses the green screen feature on Youtube Shorts to steal and gain more views than the original short. Usually they would cover their face with any object or face their device to the ground while using the feature, preventing their face from being visible.

Person 1: The fuck? Someone just stole my video and gained more views and likes than me
Person 2: Probably one of those damn Green Screen Kids.

by The Altiner April 17, 2024