National Grab Breast day

National grab breast day is on September 20th and is when you get to grab anyone’s breast/man breast without them getting pressed or complain.

Yooo,, ‘grab breast’

“tf you do that for”
national grab breast day u can’t get mad bro

by okay oliga September 17, 2021

National eat pussy day

May 17th is national eat pussy day, on this day you can eat that pussy

I just ate tha pussy because its national eat pussy day

by xdBrazzerrrs;) April 11, 2019

National Bully Your Girlfriend Day

December 15th is national Bully your girlfriend day!

B: you seriously want to hug me?
G: why wouldn't I?
B: because you smell like Dwight schrute after he got back from his beet farm and its national bully your girlfriend day!

by Hudson_Legend December 15, 2021

National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

October 31: Kiss your Boyfriend Day!

You: hey babe I have a surprise
BF: what is it?
You: *kiss* Its National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!

by yshdrnsfkjsnjhfnesf October 27, 2021

National pay your short friend

On March 19th you owe your shortest friend £5! If you don’t they get to slap you.

National pay your short friend day

by Lolipopssss March 19, 2022

National Kick Short people day

People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th

Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right

by tornado is here June 28, 2022

National ride your boyfriend day

On December 23 your girlfriend will ride you all day to get you ready for Christmas Eve

It’s the 23rd!!

National ride your Boyfriend day

Bet lemme ride

by Kitty kat killer October 3, 2021