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Mud-Job

A hand-job where shit is used as lubricant.
Your mom gave me a mud-job last night! It stunk!!
by Lipflinger_69 July 21, 2022
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better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
mugGet the better paying jobmug.
the females in armed forces who are neither qualified nor having the academic skills it takes. Hence wielding their beauty, rich connectivity and sexual tricks to hold onto the job.
Hope you saw those UJDS=uniform jobs dick suckers sent to set you up.
by Bomis Bakre Bamidele October 3, 2023
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Road Job

A hand job in which the recipient has a shaved penis and is licked down the shaft and onto the balls.

Not to be mistaken with Road Head
"Yo zak my boi, sarah gave me a Road Job the other day"
"You shave? I don't trim my bush."
by The Greasy Grind February 7, 2017
mugGet the Road Jobmug.

Shmack job

The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.
Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..
by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011
mugGet the Shmack jobmug.

Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman
Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you
by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023
mugGet the Elijah Jobmug.

snow job

A sexual act performed on another individual, where the giving partner (typically a white female) fills their mouth with ice cubes, waits until the ice cubes melt, and proceeds to expel the water into the anus of the receiving partner.

(can be done as a group activity)
Oh, you’re dating Natasha? Good for you man, I hear she gives the craziest snow jobs.
by OhMyOh August 13, 2023
mugGet the snow jobmug.

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