A condition where somebody has hopes for the future just like every year knowing he or she will get disappointed yet again. Symptoms usually include hopes for the future, denial of events from the pass year and the increase of alcohol in take
Louis: She's gonna ask me out this year man
Kurt: You said this back in 2018 where is she know
Louis:...
Kurt: You have New Years Day Syndrome bro she dont like you.
Kurt: You said this back in 2018 where is she know
Louis:...
Kurt: You have New Years Day Syndrome bro she dont like you.
by C302929 January 18, 2022
When you go off to New Zealand to have a 7-way with complete strangers. It’s open all hours of the night and there’s a chance someone might catch a STD.
Tobias: Hey Riley, I got several of my mates at my house tonight and we need just one more person to perform a New Zealand 7/11.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.
by Datzabbadabbado June 26, 2019
New Jersey Spray verb, noun, adjective
verb (used without object)
1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.
2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.
verb (used without object)
1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.
2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.
"I shouldn't have eaten all of that undercooked brisket last night. I accidentally gave my boyfriend a New Jersey Spray Tan"
"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."
"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."
"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."
"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."
by embalming squad October 10, 2011
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by Hamtaro September 13, 2021
See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.
Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?
Mike 2: Sure man!
Mike 2: Sure man!
by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 03, 2017