fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

Photo Fishing

The act of being in an engaging conversation and then immediately stopping to search your phone for a specific photo or video, either successfully or unsuccessfully, often times leading to a change of topic or the end of the conversation.

We were reminiscing about our time to Spain when we began sharing stories about drinking wine in La Rioja, then I killed the convo by unsuccessfully photo fishing for an embarrassing photo of us on the Camino.

by TKMountain April 25, 2024

renae fish

MY SHITTY SCIENCE TEACHER

HER ACCOUNT ON PINTEREST IS RENAE FISH
booty

Is Mrs. Fish your science teacher?

Yeah

I'm sorry for your loss

Thank you for your support

Renae fish is beans anyway

by hillary bill trump March 18, 2016

Toilet Fish

Euphemism for piece of shit.

You selfish jerk you're such a toilet fish!!!

by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021

beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.

"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."

by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019

mong fish

when you are a spastic fish with learning disabilities

Jobie your a mong fish cunt

by riley chib November 14, 2021

fishing without bait

A trifling women who brings nothing to the table that is looking for a man to provide and enable all her bratty habbits, in a relationship or marriage that will inevitably fail

Dennis- "Yo bruh I that b*tch hasn't ever been in a relationship longer then 2 months, she really thinks some man is just gonna love and spoil her when all she do is cuss, cheat and ask for money"
-Rufus "Ain't no man fallin for dat bullshit," "She fishing without bait"
"That b*tch brings absolutely nothing to the table bruh c'mon nahh"

by Charger392keepslidin June 3, 2025