by RandomUrbanDictionary July 13, 2009

The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.
I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.
by Sl1pzBigMan July 24, 2020

by Jekkkwk April 20, 2021

Book containing the words of a language alphabetically arranged, with their meanings, etymology etc: a work containing information on any department of knowledge”
by the.man13 November 29, 2011

It is this damn website you are on if you are stupid, and its full of people who say weird stuff in their definitions, and obviously, its urban, because it is full of people, and can you even tell by the ****ing name!? OH and also if you do not know what "urban" means, then you are a 1st grader. You can know what it means here: OH AND I CAN NOT TYPE LINKS!
oh, f***ing b***ch stuff, MAN! THAt s s**t!
oh, f***ing b***ch stuff, MAN! THAt s s**t!
Dumbhead: Hey, I am looking up "gay" in the Urban Dictionary!
Loser: WT* DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?
Dumbhead: Two boys marrying?
Loser: WHY YOU SEARCH WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW, DUMBHEAD!
Dumbhead: I'm already called Dumbhead.
Loser: WT* DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?
Dumbhead: Two boys marrying?
Loser: WHY YOU SEARCH WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW, DUMBHEAD!
Dumbhead: I'm already called Dumbhead.
by cxr4 June 8, 2018

by Phoenix Definitions October 28, 2017

Guy 1: *looks up boobs*
Girl 1: in stead of reading that read a proper book
Guy 1: but the definitions are so true
Girl 1: you sexist piece of shit the definitions say the best thing in the world all you guys do us use and tell us girls what we can and can't do then call us sluts but enjoy out sex then also do stuff like that urban dictionary is sexist people just write disrespectful things in fact it's not just towards girls it's men to but either way it has a lot of disrespectful things.
Girl 1: in stead of reading that read a proper book
Guy 1: but the definitions are so true
Girl 1: you sexist piece of shit the definitions say the best thing in the world all you guys do us use and tell us girls what we can and can't do then call us sluts but enjoy out sex then also do stuff like that urban dictionary is sexist people just write disrespectful things in fact it's not just towards girls it's men to but either way it has a lot of disrespectful things.
by innocet_definitions December 29, 2018
