White Glove the Bed

Like crime scene investigators, but figuratively, wear 'white gloves' and clean up the bed (the crime scene) after an extra marital or secret sexual affair to get rid of the evidence left behind i.e. semen, cum, etc.

Stephanie and Sam had to white glove the bed after having sex so Sam's boyfriend wouldn't suspect anything.

by NeriumKiss June 24, 2016

Banishing The White Demons

A male Jerking Off, Pounding Pud, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Stroking It, Playing The Skin Flute, Beating Off

Billy was banishing the white demons to an erotic photograph on the internet.

by unknown69a October 6, 2013

White Hat Jr

A fake scam startup, even faker than the Theranos Scandle. it's an ed-tech company who claims to teach coding, instead has hoards of fresh pass-out kids who jack around in slack to supress any rising voice or dissent, or write fake reviews every where like linkedin, twitter, facebook and app stores. There CEO is more faker then Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos. Their teachers? Well, they can't even do a "Hello, World".

Chintu: Hey, look ! I have made an app by learning from White Hat Jr, now I will get a job in Google!
Pintu: Only place you will get a job is a scam call centre.

by ChintuTheManiac November 20, 2020

Ride the white horse

Horse is heroin. Those who ride the white horse are regular users, addicts, otherwise they'd be "chipping." Not to be confused with "ride the pale horse" and "ride the white pony."

At some point every drug user, destitute and desperate, resorts to the cheapest accessible high. When you wonder what appeal heroin has, it is that it fills this niche. It winds up being the last alternative too, because when you ride the white horse, so often you subsequently die.

by LLCisyouandme September 12, 2014

white wine spritzer

When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises

"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."

by Smackdown Lane July 28, 2006

Rich white girl

Probably named Caroline, Addy or Charlotte. Goes to Hawaii or Miami every summer, Rides there dad for money, Brags about every little thing they have.... NEWS FLASH NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!

Rich white girl : I just got a new Mercedes Benz
ME: Did i ask

Rich white girl : I'm telling daddy

by i really dont care May 9, 2021

white boy dick

Someone with an extreemly small penis.

When I pulled down my pants she laughed because all I had to offer was a little white boy dick.

by N Alleem April 23, 2007