new yokr hot pocket

Fucking the Pussy so hard it squirts blood.

She was so mean so I gave her a new yokr hot pocket

by SexyMotherfucker April 2, 2014

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new jersey sump pump

See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.

Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?

Mike 2: Sure man!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017

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New Zealand 7/11

When you go off to New Zealand to have a 7-way with complete strangers. It’s open all hours of the night and there’s a chance someone might catch a STD.

Tobias: Hey Riley, I got several of my mates at my house tonight and we need just one more person to perform a New Zealand 7/11.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.

by Datzabbadabbado June 26, 2019

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New Jersey license plate

taking a dump on a hot girls lower back while she is in a doggie style position.

That girl is all about the New Jersey license plate.

by Wanda Bangs December 25, 2010

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new england chilli dog

When during gay intercourse, a man takes a dump on the other mans discostick

That man just gave that other man a New England Chilli Dog

by Bullit123 January 11, 2014

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New Jersey Spray verb, noun, adjective
verb (used without object)

1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.

2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.

"I shouldn't have eaten all of that undercooked brisket last night. I accidentally gave my boyfriend a New Jersey Spray Tan"

"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."

"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."

by embalming squad October 10, 2011

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