One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.

Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!

by Bobstafarian June 22, 2010

One night stand

When u have sex on the first night to see how u like it then you all date

One night stand

by Donj January 19, 2020

one word texter

self-centered person that believes the world does revolve around themselves. in other words a really crappy person that deserves to be treated the same way back indefinitely.

her: he’s a one word texter kind of guy
other guy: you NEED to dump his ass

by killyrheroes November 6, 2018

drunk of one sip

when your with your friends and you take one sip of alcohol and you get a buzz or even flat out drunk

korey at the dance gets drunk of one sip and is buzzed

by lorck March 29, 2008

Cracking one off

Verb: to defecate explosively.

“Hey, JM, what are ya cracking one off in there?

by BobbyEyes November 2, 2018

One Legged Spider

When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.

Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"

Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"

Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"

by MOAR!? November 27, 2011

The Big Scary One

Word used to describe the ultimate badass! Refers to having or behaving as if having a penis large enough to cause fear. Also known as the "BSO".

"He has the big scary one!"

by Wildkir2 October 12, 2011