If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars

¨If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨ is said when a person is going to fight another and is not afraid.

¨Hey puto you think you´re tough?, IF you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨

by DownerWee January 17, 2009

pimps up, hoes down

An offensive and mysogynist characterization of female sex workers that encourages their abuse and exploitation by sexual predators by saying pimps deserve respect and control, and their female associates do not. Most often encountered in lyrics of the now fading genre of 'gangsta rap', in which rappers laughably tried to prove their manhood and increase their social status by boasting about violence and disrespect toward women.

"Yo, don't be talkin' that 'pimps up, hoes down" shit around here -- you think frontin' that sexist crap makes you cool? You a joke!"

by Starchild April 30, 2009

Pimps Up, Ho's Down

A pair of imperative commands to be issued during a school lockdown or other mandatory activity involving hiding on the floor. Intended to trap others in the dilemma of either standing up and risking their safety (as pimps would) or staying down and safe while unfortunately implying that they are hoes. More grammatical immediately after a ho has been brought down by tripping, choking, heart attack, drive-by shooting, etc. Also the title of a classic 1999 film chronicling eight American pimps' pimping.

1. School principal: (over PA system) "A suicidal man has been spotted outside school grounds. We ask that teachers initiate standard lockdown procedures."
Teacher: "Okay, I need some of you to sit on the floor along this wall, and--
Aaron: (springing out of school desk seat) "PIMPS UP, HOES DOWN!"
Other students: (to selves) Damn! I might as well find myself a street corner on 8 Mile!
(Aaron dons purple felt hat, crosses arms)

2. (A girl slips and falls on the wet hallway floor)
Aaron: (donning purple felt hat) "PIMPS UP, HO'S DOWN!"
Ho: (getting up) "Asshole."

3. Aaron: "PIMPS UP, HO'S DOWN!"
Ho: (still standing) "That movie's title is punctuated poorly."
Aaron: "GET DOWN HO wait wha-- . . . ?" (Uneasily fingers pimp hat)

by typs lik dis January 13, 2010

upside-down yeti fuck

when a man, usually tall, lifts up a girl at the ankles and swings her body so he gets a blowjob

'i got upside-down yeti fucked by the luggage carrier at the Hilton hotel last week!'

by cornielious January 13, 2008

New Jersey Double Down

The New Jersey Double Down is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a KFC double down and putting it into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "New Jersey" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Double Down'" the female who has recieved the KFC Double Down. In New Jersey, you see, good old white boys, when bored, would fuck any girl that moves including the delicious KFC double down (Which your life fully sucks when you dont try it so stop reading this and go to Kentucky Fried Chicken right now and try it instead of wasting your pointless lives) To properly perform the New Jersey Double Down follow-up procedure, one must take a nice fresh hot KFC double down onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs the colonel sauce in which that explode out all over her (including her nipples). By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully New Jersey Double Downing the girl... repeating, naturally.

Yo guys! Did you see that hot ass girl Kim lately? Man, i just want to give her the New Jersey Double Down.

by jupaoflam December 11, 2010

Upside-Down Sea Turtle

The sex position in which both you and your partner are hanging from the ceiling, while still doing the nasty.

"Hey dude ya know Luc?"

"Yeah"

"He totally did the Upside-Down Sea Turtle with that Thelma girl"

"Aww nice thats awesome!"

by tboner1939 May 8, 2010

stinky on your hang-down

1. (adj) To have either unwashed genitals.
2. To state someone's state of mind when they are in a particularly bad mood.

History: I came up with this saying in 2000 while in pharmacy school. I was watching a video on female S.T.D.'s.

1. Yes I smell that funk. I think you have a little stinky on your hang-down.

2. Don't bitch at me because you have stinky on your hang-down.

by MoFo January 20, 2005