A new name for the soft rock, easy-listening sounds of 70's and 80's music that is characterized by it's earnest, treacly male lead singers who apparently have removed their genitalia in order to tap into their feminine sides and, ironically, appeal more to their female paramours.
To qualify as being "Eunuch Rock", the band must have a male lead singer and can sometimes, but not always, feature an acoustic guitar, twinkling piano or saxophone solo.
Definitive examples of Eunuch Rock are: Stephen Bishop (of Tootsie fame), Ambrosia, Air Supply, Player, Christopher Cross or anyone who sings in a falsetto.
Definitive examples of Eunuch Rock are: Stephen Bishop (of Tootsie fame), Ambrosia, Air Supply, Player, Christopher Cross or anyone who sings in a falsetto.
by Hjlprojections April 2, 2014
Get the Eunuch Rockmug. Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)
by Ben Recob December 30, 2023
Get the jock rockmug. Guy Who Listens To Pop Music: HEY BRO YO CAN I CRASH HERE YOLO
Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.
Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.
by ThatGuyWhoPostsDefinitionsOnUD December 18, 2012
Get the Classic-Rockmug. by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 4, 2023
Get the nasty ass rockmug. That face you make when you're feeling real tough, or at least trying to appear that way to intimidate people (esp. to intimidate white people).
by TrueAfrican August 29, 2014
Get the Rock Facemug. A fucking hard peice of elemant from earth that can be used to kill your ex and it also has no fucking use at all don’t even thing about naming your child this shit
Rock= dumbass
by Poopyshitts August 7, 2022
Get the Rockmug. 