tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute

This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle

by Cumuppance September 5, 2021

meat flick

when autocorrect is drunk and autocorrects netflix to “meat flick”

“wow meat flick is more important than us” -feral gays

by feralgayslave September 7, 2021

Faggot Meat

A gay guy who obsesses over masturbation, dirty jokes, and hates when straight people use masturbation and dirty jokes in social situations .

I know a guy who is a faggot meat because he is an out of the closet gay person who does not the use dirty jokes by straight people.

by jondich September 9, 2021

Meat melt

When someone is being an absolute cretin

Stop being a meat melt

by Turtle20569 September 12, 2021

meat flap sammy

The only good thing you can get at arbys

"Can I get a meat flap sammy make it RACIST"
"Make that meat flap sammy cream a little"
"A Meat Flap Sammy extra STANK"

by Goreditto-Sama September 15, 2021

Vancouver smoked meat

A too good to be true venture, peddled by an unverified business expert that offers you 10% equity in the business in exchange for what ultimately turns out to be everything required for the said business to operate and succeed.

Oh man my wife left me when I went from 17 hour to 19 hour days working on my Vancouver Smoked Meat. Two more quarters and then we can finally list and my 10 points will show her.

by MForbes September 16, 2021

Arkansas Boiled Meat

When a female attempts to have sex with a man at the end of her period but fails to mention she hasn't finished menstrating.

That bitch tried to give me some Arkansas Boiled Meat but I hit her with that red nosed dragon instead.

by Ke§ôP September 24, 2021