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gurgle balls like a pelican

One who gurgles balls like a pelican is someone who is generally an complete dick to be around, either used as a serious insult or light hearted banter between friends. It means in its simplest form you take a lot of balls in your mouth
Harry you gurgle balls like a pelican.
by Jdoggydog25 September 19, 2016
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The term is as was created by the great man avg and it means on top of it
frank was All over it like a Japanese headband
by Sk8death26 October 2, 2016
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hit it like a beast

When a very special looking tree, who says she wants to be loving in sex, WANTs TO GET DICKED DOWN FUCKING HARD
Ethan : "bro, last night I was fucking this thot named Charlie told me to hit it like a beast and texas chili dog her"
Jordan: "damn, I know that chick she looks like a mf bush"
by NibbyTribby December 17, 2017
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part the pink sea like moses

Part the pink sea like Moses is a description of ones sexual prowess. It is a phrase meant to imply that one is so skilled or gifted in some area of sexual activity, that they can almost literally control the opening and pleasure of vaginas at will and with little effort. Akin to Moses opening the red sea.

Can also be used as a powerful exclamation due to the immediate imagery conjured by the phrase.
" I stared down at her and knew all that she desired. I could see how I wanted her, I knew it would happen long before she did, I would part the pink sea like moses. Then the road to all my fantasies would be fully open."

Harry: " hey man are you goin out tonight with that chickyou met at the bar?"

Richard: " you bet your ass man, ima part the pink sea like moses!"

Bar hoochie: " ...(muffled) you know im standing right here right!?"
by Fanboy1692 May 4, 2018
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I know this place like I know my baguette

This expression is a derivation of the french expression "I know this place like my pocket" which is an equivalent of " I know this place like the back of my hand" meaning that a person knows really well a place.
Works better if you are french or a baker.
-Do you know where we are?
-Yeah of course. I know this place like I know my baguette.
by ElendV February 17, 2018
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you speak like a person who smells bad

The most hard hitting insult of All Time.
Person 1: You speak like a person who smells bad.
Person 2: Damn.
by pinjer October 5, 2018
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