When a poop is extremely hard to push out. This is interrelate to its size and some believe they are commonly smaller then average turds.
The man sat on the toilet for hours with a bad case of rock dump. After hours of dismay he was rewarded by a couple small turds smiling back up at him. Today he had done his due diligence.
by The Man Stan April 21, 2015

Verb - When a Mario fanatic recieves a blowjob while playing any of the Mario franchise games, and the giver gets annoyed and chomps his rocks off. This scenario is rare because many video game obsessors never get laid, but possible.
My girlfriend was being a bitch and chomp rocked me for playing Mario Cart while she was blowing me!
by KaimnTheWonderGirl June 17, 2011

by plant_die May 8, 2022

by Kathy Blanche January 19, 2025

A Burgundian rock fucker is a man (or sometimes woman) who hails from the land of Burgundy and partakes in sexual intercourse with various rocks and stones.
by The Burgundian rock fucker January 5, 2023

A big rock to hit one of the opposite gender in the head with to knock them out and have sex with them
by Sex rock hound July 16, 2023

by Thatbulgeman August 7, 2020
