Joe

Joe is a guy who gets a haircut once a year and bumlicks damola. Joe spends all his money on vbucks and thinks he can say the N-word even though he's Asian and isn’t black. He is also shite at football and will miss open goals and heads the ball randomly even though its waist height. He also thinks he can make remixes and has a shit YouTube channel called joenb and joenbremixes. He may also have some weird form of speech problem as all he says is “wayne” “says you dumb” and “tring tring”

Jake: Joe why do you randomly head the ball
Joe:”tring tring”

Jake: what do you mean
Joe:says you dumb

by Mike ox small October 26, 2019

The person named joe

The person named joe is a person who has the ability to be hidden. The person named joe is impossible to find as people believe to be able to cross through worlds. Some people said they saw someone teleport into this planet. The people say they saw the person with a name tag with the name joe. Some say myth some say true but.... I think that it is a myth.

Agent: Have you seen The person named joe?
Me: No
Agent: He's Clear.

by The all knowing Potato April 2, 2024

joe freestyle

having sex without a condom.

Jimmy: I heard you banged Susan last week

Steve: Totally, I went Joe Freestyle

Jimmy: Seriously? She has every STD known to man. Good luck with that

by Bigshooter2015 September 15, 2016

Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.

"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.

by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024

A Joe Madigan Ceramic

If you are lucky enough to own a Joe Madigan ceramic, you are possibly one of the hardest individuals on the planet. Owning one of these babies means you're a massive baller, and every one of the opposite sex wants to get with you. Basically, you're the fucking man.

Did you hear that Ben bought A Joe Madigan Ceramic?
A pot or mug?
Mug
Damn, that boys got mad drip

by 2xl Big Boy Baller Swag December 7, 2019

Joe

"Joe" is a slang term used to describe someone with significant wealth or financial abundance, often implying an easy or affluent lifestyle.

The phrase "Joe Money" is a shorthand way to reference someone who has a lot of money, highlighting their ability to afford luxuries or handle financial responsibilities with ease.

Don’t worry about the bill—Joe’s got it; he’s loaded.

by shojablitz November 22, 2024

Joe-Job

A blowjob given by the inventor of the Sloppy Joe.

I just got the craziest joe-job, and then they gave me this sloppy sandwich.

by Cocrates August 4, 2025