National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed

What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

by Fjsogkrnfnk October 18, 2021

National long distance relationship day

A day in a long distance relationships celebrate their...uhh..distance? And the day falls on March 21st

“Hey bob! Do you know what day it is?!”
“It’s national long distance relationship day!”
“Ohh you know what that means!”

by Askmewhojoeis582 April 19, 2020

National Slap Ass Day

September 9th is national smack someone’s ass day.

national slap ass day: n. the day in which you can smack someone’s ass for no reason. “Watch out because tomorrow is slap ass day!”

by hehefam September 8, 2019

National bike mom day

On December 20th at exactly 5:30pm
Marks the national bike mom day. It is where moms need to take a bike ride on a nice wilderness trail.

Bro wake up its national bike mom day!
Dominic, I'm sorry but your mom has died so I need to make an urban dictionary definition to make fun of her.

by Hawk333 January 19, 2022

national extreme horny day

On April 17th, the day after national horny day, you get to ask anyone, any animal, any homie, for nudes, even sex, be wary of animals as they may bite

John: DUDE ITS NATIONAL EXTREME HORNY DAY!
Jacob: Uh oh

by SurosAlt April 16, 2021

National Fuck Vex Day

So on May 9th kuro and vex are supposed to have sex

National Fuck Vex Day

by hibyevrydie May 9, 2021

National eat pussy day

28th August is national eat pussy day

National eat pussy day is when you can eat anyone’s pussy and they can’t do anything about it

by ZeeMachine May 30, 2021