Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
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Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum

Not the best tasting gum but, funny-ish comics
I guess..
Amanda: Man I love Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum!
Joe: Damn thank you lady
Amanda: The comics are so cool!
Joe: Tanks you
by Nascosketchbook October 12, 2023
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sleepy joe bag

Dude they legalized weed can u get me a Sleepy Joe Bag so I can be on that sleepy old man Vibe
by Jeepy Slow November 04, 2020
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Joe Chow

Joe Chow is the name of a restaurant that was turned into a funny slang/phrase by me and my friend group. It's usually used in a way of saying "that's not cool". We use it all the time.
"Dude, i just lit that guys car on fire"

"That's not very Joe Chow of you, Connor"
by boybandluvrgrey April 16, 2022
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You’re Joe king

Like you’re joking but wayyyy funnier
Something wack asf happens??? You’re joe king
by KaysonDerulo69 June 07, 2024
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the homeless joe

Verb- to go around town the day before recycleables are collected and steal them unknowingly during the night and into the early hours of the morning to earn some cash.
Fuck me dude im gonna have to do the homeless joe to pay for prom.
by Homeless Joe 69 January 23, 2009
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Joe Bart games

Google him he's famous on twitch and YouTube as a variety streamer, pretty good shit. One of his most infamous quotes in stream was "Anyways if you see Gabe tell him Simon Cowell died" referring to his friend and roommate who Is a big Simon Cowell enthusiast but has recently been involved in an accident with a garbage truck. Joe claims to be 5% jewish and 95% German, I believe this is false but I cant prove him wrong yet yet yet
Person 1: whatcha doing?
Person 2: Joe Bart games.
Person 1: the one who said "Anyways if you see Gabe tell him Simon Cowell died"?
Person 2: yet yet yet
by aryztuah January 14, 2025
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