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nice juice

The fuckboy on tinder said "nice juice"
by Nice ass Shannon September 17, 2016
mugGet the nice juicemug.

Juice Beetle

You look like you got punched in yo jaw bone, other words, you ugly.. you yo adopted daddy son
Person 1 : stfu!
Person 2 : you fkin Juice Beetle
by sketchedastrobunnieh October 21, 2023
mugGet the Juice Beetlemug.

Juice

A: But what is juice?
B: Fun water
by tplmi November 11, 2018
mugGet the Juicemug.

Jesus Juice

Midwest slang for orange juice containing the drug propylhexedrine aka Benzedrex. The drug can be bought over the counter in the form of a nasal inhaler normally used for allergies. If you break the inhaler and take out the cotton inside and soak it in orange juice or any acidic beverage for 24 hours the active ingredient (propyl) is extracted. Propyl has similar effects to amphetamine and methamphetamine and induces a state of intense focus and euphoria. It is also horrible for your vascular system and causes severe vasoconstriction.

In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.
Me: Hey bro do you want some speed laced orange juice?

Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?

Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.
by danasp_42 December 27, 2019
mugGet the Jesus Juicemug.

Pissing In Orange Juice

A fun prank to play on your buddies who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.
Joe Nana: ayo stop pissing in orange juice
Chris Peacock: how bout u stop drinking it
by Your Mum's Nuts September 5, 2021
mugGet the Pissing In Orange Juicemug.

scooby juices

a fluid attainable when attending the birth of scooby doo and shaggy's love child. birth fluid, if you may.

hold on, wait, that's just my username.

nevermind.
bro 1: yo what r u drinking?
bro 2: solid scooby juices, bruvva
bro 1: damn how's the baby??>
by miss stank February 21, 2022
mugGet the scooby juicesmug.

Juice

a word used to harass women that have a fat ass or nice face
by Arman_130000 August 9, 2024
mugGet the Juicemug.

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