sex0r your face

sex0r - from latin, meaning "To make love to something with great intensity in a frenzied manner"

AAH! Why is that monkey Sex0ring the other monkey's face?

because they speak latin.

by WuFFles_II September 3, 2004

National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

It’s is on September 19

It is national give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

by It’s real dictionary September 19, 2019

Your Moms Penis

An insult your mom has a penis therefore your mom is gay with your dads penis.

Guess what i saw yesterday. Your moms penis. Gross my moms not a guy. your moms penis tells me a different story.

by mike112983 March 17, 2009

popping your cherry

to loose ones virginity

JB: woah - i heard that roan was planning to pop his cherry at varanasi!!

HM: really? well popping your cherry is what happens at varanasi...

by whatyoutalkingboutwillis?? January 18, 2011

Monkey on your back

Addiction, mostly heroin/morphine addiction.

Hey dad, you been smacking da H again, quit it bitch, you have a monkey on your back

But the morphine eased the pain,
And the grass grew round his brain,
And gave him all the confidence he lacked,
With a Purple Heart and a monkey on his back.

There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes,

-John Prine - 'Sam Stone' a song about a vietnam vet returning to the US with a monkey on his back.

by GG Allin11 September 1, 2013

close your eyes and open your mouth

A fun game boys play with drunk girls.

Maria said, "Every time I get drunk and a boy says close your eyes and open your mouth, I get a big fat cock in the mouth!"

by Buck Wild Nuts June 4, 2016

Dropped Your Pocket

This is a ploy to make a person look at their pockets ,funny as hell and anyone can play

Group of kids at a party pick out a person they want to laugh at and one of them goes up to a man and says

Hey are you Jims dad ?

Man says-Yeah

Kid says- You dropped your pocket .

Man starts looking at his pockets .kids are laughing hysterically ,then the man starts laughing too and says you got me on that one.

by troubleddemon March 12, 2010