Meat Beater

One that beats a man's meat, AKA his Penis.

" She is is omega Meat Beater, man."

by MeatBeater69420 December 4, 2020

scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 4, 2017

serving meat

Serving meat is a phrase used by a MAN of high power/class, normally said phrase by this MAN of high power and class will have a lot of support coming from those around him.Ultimately this phrase is an alter response of the lower class women saying “age and left no crumbs”

Serving meat-A statements or phrase creates the idea of someone being “that nigga”
Ex.
Malik-“you better chill out before I put you in yo place, I’d really knock yo ass out In front of all yo friends”
Luis”see this nigga serving mad meat with this one”

by Bigpapachungis April 9, 2024

meat in my stomach

is to get the male sex organ inserted hard or hardly into the femal sex organ.

I’ve had his meat in my stomach

by Small critic March 14, 2022

Meat truck

A juicy woman with mountains of meat in all the right places. She’s slim thick af and got the horsepower to pack a punch should you be lucky enough to bed her.

Damn girl you a ma fuckin meat truck wit dat fat ass. Why don’t you back it up and deliver me the goods boo?

by BUTTCRACKERASS March 18, 2022

Meat slap

The meat slap also known as the clapper slapper, the dick swatter and the pisser poke is a sexual action in which a male partner or a chick with a dick slaps their sexual partner in the face with their dick. Commonly seen being used by prison inmates and hobos.

“Bro did you hear that Andrew got meat slapped by Lila list night?”

by ohz999 November 19, 2023