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Fishes

by Jijgtdd January 29, 2021
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Fishes

The way in which idiotic people try to mean more than one fish. They think 'fishes' is a word, but it is grammatically incorrect.
Idiot: "hey, mate. Did you see how many fishes were at that store?
Decent human being: "Fishes? Fish is it's own plural, stupid."
Idiot: "No! You're so wrong."
Decent human being: "I'm not. You idiot."
by Sugar wants Snake proud February 20, 2018
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Puffer fish

the most dangerous and simultaneously the cutest animal out there.
Person 1: you heard how paul died?
Person 2:Yha he ate a puffer fish.
by M.05 February 21, 2022
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is my fish sleeping

if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.

P.S don't tell your kids
Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet
by ThankWrong April 16, 2019
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Large fish anus

Verrryyy streachy kids.
She got a large fish anus
by Catty meow April 25, 2019
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Sport fishing

Catching your cum after jacking off and throwing it away
Sport fishing requires quick reflexes and strong cleaners.
by Professor cum bubbler September 1, 2019
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fish ward

a female with a super smelly vagina which you may not smell because she has it locked up in her fish ward (as in prison ward) .
wow! That Alanna Lee girl really has the most low security fish ward ever, I've had the unfortunate experience of spelling that filthy catch after a drunken night.
by Blond Devil February 14, 2021
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