your eyeliner is so good

whoever says this is secretly trying to let you know they’re gay and most of the time are also wondering if you’re gay as well

person 1: omg, your eyeliner is so good!!
person 2: thanks!

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person 1: i’m queer.
person 2: yeah i got that
person 1: would it be weird if i kissed you on the mouth
person 2: not even a little bit, pls do ur so pretty

by mwah_ April 5, 2022

Dirty good boy

When you shove your kfc sauce fingers in her nose then suck her tits till milk comes out then processed to bum fuck your mums dead sister from 911 then fuck your mum till she has a heart attack

Me and my girl friend did a dirty good boy last night

by Justin Paul April 9, 2022

Roman Good-Bye

Jackin' off before you go to bed

Hey Bill, did you give the Roman Good-Bye last night?

Ofcourse! I ain't a God-Damn Nazi!

by CalculatingCarmine April 18, 2022

good

somthing that is good means that it is good

that was good

by tyler manby February 16, 2022

fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that

it be funny please acept

example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug

by Potateh February 17, 2022

Good Hitler

Noun: foreplay game traditionally played by gay couples where one man places chocolate syrup on his upper lip then proceeds to eat out their partner. This continues until the mustache and “field of play” has been completely licked clean. The game concludes leaving a cleanly shaven hitler and partner.

Straight Kevin: Gay Dave, me and the wife seem to have lost our spark. What do you and Gay Kevin do on Wednesdays to spice things up?

Gay Dave: Lately we have really enjoyed giving each other a good hitler for almost minutes at a time! Feels soooo good!

by Gayer-Tobias February 19, 2022

good pussy

when a pussy is sloppy, tasty, puffy, flat, meaty, juicy, or hairy so ur nose breaths in that good ol' pussy stank.

all pussy is good pussy.

god, i love pussy

bro 1: dude janet came over last night
bro 2: bro really? i heard she has a good pussy
bro 1: dude her pussy is so pussytastic, she sat on my face and i licked it dry. delicious.
bro 2: bro, you are so right, i love pussy so much, i wish more women sat on my face more often, i wanna make them happy, but i also just wanna drink some of that sweet n salty pussy juice
bro 1: dude
bro 2: bro

by miss stank February 21, 2022