cream cheese side up

When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.

I had a Cream Cheese Side Up day!

by Jessica Harwick November 24, 2014

Dirty Diaper Cheese

Grated parmesan cheese used to sprinkle on pasta and pizza. It's called "dirty diaper cheese" because of it's stench.

Daddy called it "dirty diaper cheese" because the putrid stench reminded him of dirty diapers.

by The Stinky Cheese Man April 30, 2005

ham egg and cheese sandwich

A legendary, bangin-ass breakfast sandwich. More commonly known as the mouth orgy of the morning.

Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'

Bitch: Okay.

by life guru May 10, 2010

Cheese Loving Fagistan

See: France

A country where bitching and moaning about what America does is not only done on a daily basis, it's the countries favorite past time.

Dude, screw France, i would never want to go to that Cheese Loving Fagistan of a country. ever.

by Mik3y July 21, 2007

mike who cheese harry

If you say it out loud a couple of times you realize that it sounds like "my coochie hairy"😂😂 try it your self

"say Mike who cheese Harry"~person 1
"My coochie Harry"~person 2

by Riana🤤👑💦 January 1, 2018

cheese eating surrender monkeys

The French, collectively, as a people.
From the Simpsons, said by groundskeeper willy when substituting for a french class,

Bonjour ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

by Subeej March 31, 2003

anabels cheese feet

Anabels cheese feet: feet that looks like blocks of cheese.

Hey anabel you have cheese feet! Love anabels cheese feet!

I know, i need to grade them.

by baucka July 5, 2012