A person or person's who stands guard of there back door but secretly wants to find a good fitting key.
by Major Rummy January 15, 2010
Get the Back Door Gate Keepermug. 
Get the You Have No Back Saucemug. by Stat1908 November 9, 2025
Get the Pie backmug. ..
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025
Get the Call Me Mr. Smack Your Backmug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025
Get the 《¤》Let《¤》Me《¤》Smack《¤》Your《¤》Back《¤》Like《¤》Any《¤》Spine《¤》Towards《¤》Motherfucking《¤》Xiphoids《¤》mug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
Get the In The End Of The Laundry Bin, In The Back Of THe Bus' Literature Is My Grin<mug. So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018
Get the Back Alley Dumpster Fuckedmug.