Dirty Hitchhiker

Masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your ass

I tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and sprained my left thumb

by Dr. Yapoo June 19, 2005

dirty homer

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it all around his partner's upper lips, chin, and neck, forming an authentic five o'clock shadow, ala Homer Simpson

When my girlfriend realized that I was giving her a dirty homer, she exclaimed, "d'oh"!

by A. Hugginkiss July 29, 2008

dirty hogan

The loving sexual act of inserting 2 fingers up a girls ass and then smearing the residue under her nose and down the sides of her mouth giving her a shitty Hulk Hogan styley handle bar tash.

I was with a hot chick the other night and during intercourse I got a bit carried away and gave her a dirty hogan. Don't know why I never heard from her again!!!

by Bryn Johnson October 30, 2006

dirty hobo

The sexual act of having sex in a dumpster snd finding a piece of rotten fruit or decayed garbage and putting it into the anus or vagina of your partner

I think I got a yeast infection from doing the dirty Hobo

by 8ight 1ne 3hree May 22, 2010

Dirty Chalkboard

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.

What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.

by Tom July 1, 2006

Dirty cesar

The act of mobbing and robbing someone as you furiously masturbate thinking of a sexy Asian maid. It has to be in a period of no less than 10 minutes. At the end one must cum in the victims hair, disragarding the victim's sex

"hey dude Shawn got a dirty Cesar from an anonymous bystander, he is in therapy now.". "hey let's roll tonight at the bridge doing dirty cesars to innocent bystanders."

by Dadke January 10, 2010

Dirty Motorboat

The act of sticking your face between a pair of butt cheeks and shaking your head violently while making noices that resemble a moter boat.

Orlando Bloom was a sexy elf, I would love to watch a documentary about ants with him and then give him a dirty motorboat after we eat eggplant salad.

by Johnny UCF August 31, 2010