by Unit1 May 20, 2020

by I_MAIN_HIGHLANDER May 21, 2018

When you work out for 30+ minutes and you wait for your man or woman to fall asleep then you jump on their face and wiggle your hips until your hear them dry heave.
Last night my girlfriend auto fished me and I blew chunks. Getting auto fishing will make you blow chunks quicker than drinking yogurt soda
by Skye.L July 18, 2025

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset
“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish
by anonymous June 20, 2023

A zesty guy that loves to touch and stroke mens legs when he is intoxicated. The love of his life is Ki Ki
by Hoshosmanne August 4, 2023

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset
“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish
by anonymous June 20, 2023

by the1whoyeets December 8, 2020
