by Charles12_13 March 26, 2020

When a poop is extremely hard to push out. This is interrelate to its size and some believe they are commonly smaller then average turds.
The man sat on the toilet for hours with a bad case of rock dump. After hours of dismay he was rewarded by a couple small turds smiling back up at him. Today he had done his due diligence.
by The Man Stan April 21, 2015

Verb - When a Mario fanatic recieves a blowjob while playing any of the Mario franchise games, and the giver gets annoyed and chomps his rocks off. This scenario is rare because many video game obsessors never get laid, but possible.
My girlfriend was being a bitch and chomp rocked me for playing Mario Cart while she was blowing me!
by KaimnTheWonderGirl June 17, 2011

by MontezumaPython December 14, 2016

The perfect excuse to literally anything
Meant to symbolize "Nothing really matters"
Also makes you sound super fucking stupid
Meant to symbolize "Nothing really matters"
Also makes you sound super fucking stupid
by DudeBroKowski March 31, 2023

when you're listenin 2 nirvana and you start hardcore jumpin around and playin your air guitar extremely loud
jamie: hey man, what the fuck are you doing?
me: don't be so uncultured babe, i'm just rocking out! you don't rock out?
me: don't be so uncultured babe, i'm just rocking out! you don't rock out?
by urmomsmellsliketeenspirit July 24, 2021
