Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.

Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Big Purple Eggplant

Big Purple Eggplant
Big Pur-ple Egg-plant
1. UK: /bɪɡ/ /ˈpɝ .pəl/ /ˈeɡ.plɑ nt/
2. US: /bɪɡ/ /ˈpɝ .pəl/ /ˈeɡ.plænt/

Noun:
1. An emoji that references that one male appendage that resembled Dr. Evil's rocket in Austin Powers.

Synonyms include but are not limited to: dick, pecker, privates, wang, willy (not Willy Nelson) johnson, penis, tallwacker, shlong, weiner, one-eyed monster, woody, prick, mini-me.

Your wife certain likes Big Purple Eggplants (aka BPEs)...

by Glossopharyngeal Zola August 20, 2024

Eegy Beegy Eggs and Fleegy

A saying.

Eegy Beegy Eggs and Fleegy! Have you seen the Beegy Beegy!

by LobterClobter March 10, 2024

Walk on Eggshells Theory

A social-human-cognitive science theory proposing that in contemporary digital spaces—social media groups, Discord servers, Reddit communities, and online forums—participants constantly navigate a landscape of extreme sensitivity where any misstep can lead to harassment, cancellation, or expulsion. The theory draws an analogy to walking on eggshells: one must measure every word, anticipate hidden norms, and avoid triggering factional hostilities. This condition is not merely individual anxiety but a structural feature of communities shaped by asymmetric power (moderators, cliques), algorithmic amplification of outrage, and a culture of permanent vigilance. The theory explains why many users disengage or lurk: the psychic cost of participating is too high when any casual statement can be screenshot, shared, and weaponized.

Example: “She left the Discord server because every comment risked a call‑out—Walk on Eggshells Theory in action, where the community’s norms made participation feel like a minefield.”

by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026

Social Walk on Eggshells

A narrower application of the Walk on Eggshells Theory to general offline social environments—workplaces, friend groups, neighborhoods—where participants must constantly self‑censor to avoid ostracism, gossip, or reputational damage. It describes the erosion of robust disagreement and the rise of social situations where the slightest perceived transgression triggers disproportionate consequences. Social Walk on Eggshells captures the experience of moving through spaces where trust is low, alliances shift, and punishment for misalignment is swift.

Example: “In that office, you couldn’t even mention a political candidate without risking HR complaints. It was pure Social Walk on Eggshells.”

by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026

Social Media Walk on Eggshells

The specific manifestation of the Walk on Eggshells Theory on social media platforms like X, Instagram, and TikTok. Here, the eggshells are algorithmic: a post can go viral for the wrong reasons; a joke can be screenshotted years later and used to destroy a career; audiences expect absolute ideological purity. The theory explains why so many users avoid controversial topics or post only inoffensive content—they’re navigating a space where the cost of a mistake is infinitely higher than any potential benefit of honest expression.

Example: “His tweet was about his favorite coffee brand; within hours, it was twisted into a political statement. Social Media Walk on Eggshells: even neutral topics can explode.”

by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026

Server Walking on Eggshells

The Walk on Eggshells Theory applied to online community servers—Discord, Slack, Telegram, etc. In such spaces, eggshells are often set by a small number of moderators or influential users whose subjective interpretations of rules become de facto law. Members learn to check every message for possible violation, avoid certain topics, and self‑censor to maintain belonging. The result is a low‑trust environment where the fear of being banned or publicly shamed replaces authentic interaction.

Example: “The server had 47 pages of rules and moderators who banned first and asked later. Everyone was Server Walking on Eggshells; the chat was silent except for gifs.”

by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026