Sexy daddy Hoon

twitch.tv/hoontair the sexiest mfer on twitch

sexy daddy hoon is the sexiest man alive

by animetittylover69 January 25, 2022

Lazer daddy

Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.

Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"

by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022

BIG-Daddy Wheels

Cheap & typically oversized aftermarket wheels that people like install on their truck because they're overcompensating. the larger the wheel, or spend the money for something nice. Usually observed with large chrome multi-spoke, huge offset wheels and or ugly finishes & styles.

Look at this idiot with the 22' BIG-Daddy Wheels, he must think he's so big and bad.

by Michael Wülf January 28, 2022

Drip Daddy

Zafar

Zafar is a HUGE drip daddy

by Yamotha97 February 3, 2022

Cloud Daddy

Literally god

You better pray to cloud daddy that your AIDS is cured

by Diynoesour February 5, 2022

Puff Daddy

The official replacement for the outdated saying "Dad bod".

Rebecca: OMG GLENDA! Look at how happy that kid is with her DAD!
Glenda: *Sighing* He's cute but no muscle.
Rebecca: "Yeah he's a puff daddy".

by AdamLevine December 8, 2021

tumblr daddy

Characters (mostly main protagonists/antagonists from indie franchises) that are sexualized and simped on by a bunch of LGBTQ+ kids from tumblr.

Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale

(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)

“omg did u see that pic of rick’s hot ass on tumblr??

yass he’s such a tumblr daddy uwu”

by Kakathegreatest December 13, 2021