cat

an animal with 8 legs

omg a cat

by ummmaceyfrost May 2, 2019

fat cat

a cat that is the size of a basket ball and eats chips and coke.

guy: look at that bear
girl: that snot a bear its a fat cat
guy: wow eat less cat

by #fatcats May 3, 2019

cat

A cute thing that is lazy but good and likes to claw your furniture instead of the fucking scratching post that you got just for it. They also don't use the cat door they just wait and meow at your door until you let them in.

aw shit, my cat just destroyed my couch but look how cute it is aww meow to you sir.

by mr cat loves chickens May 7, 2019

Cat Willy

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"

"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"

by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019

Cat

Obnoxious animals that will crap on u

My cat is CRUL

by ⊂((・⊥・))⊃ May 11, 2019

Cats

Cats are powerful and cute lumps of fur. Be warned: they have awesome laser eyes, so don't fight them.

Cats are ultra powerful celestial beings.

by #somethine May 14, 2019

fat cat

A Super duper fat cat

I"m a fat Cat

by FATCAT!! May 16, 2019