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John

Friend: hey John how are you

John: Bacon
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John

A guy named John.
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John-Thomas

Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast
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John

Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.
Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning
by one of the other johns January 10, 2022
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John Wicked

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from a stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!
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The John Doe

The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.
"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022
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John Cena

Who's that? Never seen him before.
:D "Yo bro, have you heard about this John Cena guy?"
:P "John Cena? Who's that? Never seen him before."
by SNOU January 18, 2022
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